" guide dog "

 [ "guide dog" ]

1: A guide dog is an ugly woman who is out on the town with a much nicer looking woman (who has just moved to the town), showing her the local drinking places.

  * e.g.,  ... MAN: Alright darling, why dont you lose this guide dog and i'll show you round town! 

 [ "Guide Dogging" ]

1: Guide Dogging is the act of a man holding another man's penis doing urinating at a communal urinal. Double Guide Dogging is the same as above but the penis holder is having his penis held also.

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude, guide dog me" "Let's get our Guide Dogging on" 

 [ "guide dogging" ]

1: A sex act where two or more blind people meet up with strangers in a carpark and have sex.

  * e.g.,  ... Where's Stevie gone? Oh hes gone down to the park with a bag of viagra and lube to go guide dogging.